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puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

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amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

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EVERYBODY PLEASE DONATE TO MY PAYPAL SO I CAN GET A BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT I NEED A PHAT ASS SIGNAL BOAST

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stansusedbloggingemporium:

When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life

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It’s my birthday yay!!!

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flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

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allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

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broccoliavenger:

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87daysbefore:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

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