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jadehariey:

durbikins:

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
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what the fuck

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promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

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Male Legislators who think Birth Control pills only serve as contraceptives and are unnecessary:

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porkrub:

*me eating something*: this taste like ass

mom: how do u know what ass tastes like lol 

me: 

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illkim:

Looking at your grades at the end of the year like

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necrute:

american money seems so confusing

its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money

like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???

add some colour 2 ur economy america

vive la australia

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horror movie opening scene

  • white girl:i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy:come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl:you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy:lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl:babe what that??
  • white boy:i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl:zack!!!
  • white boy:ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl:asshole!
  • white boy:im just playin babe
  • white girl:that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy:i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl:zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl:ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl:ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen:BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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vayena:

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

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